I'm having so much fun on Yookos. I found so many jokes on Yookos and laughing is another of my hobbies.
While still rattling your brain, laugh! As you laugh, you'll find the answer like me. Lol
Policeman: Man, how did u kill 50 people in a car accident?
Man: i was driving at about 40mph, when i tried to stop i found that i had no brakes. i saw 2 men walking on the street and a wedding on d other side of d street, who should i hit?
Policeman: of course the 2 men,less damage.
Man: that's what i thought to myself, but when i did it, i hit only one and the other one ran to the wedding, SO I DROVE AFTER HIM!
sr Nonye, i like u, but this question is simple... here's wat u do. u wait around till the guard sleeps . then run very fast backwards facing the direction u r coming from, or frontwards but make sure that the time he wakes u r facing the direction were u coming from. when he awakes and sees u he shal think he slept so long that u walked past him. he shall send u to were u r actually going thinking he is sending u "back" frm were u came eg. if u r on the right he'l send u "back" to the left.