Just a little humor for the soul. Post your comment. Enjoy.
Reinhard Bonke came to Okuokoko village in Delta State for a convention. He mounted the podium and started preaching the gospel. Barely 10 minutes into the sermon, he noticed that the congregation was not catching up seriously. He called on the nearest man (Akpomiemie) and asked him why they were looking blank. Akpomiemie answered, “Sir, dem no understand your big English". Reinhard Bonke thought for a moment and then asked Akpomiemie for assistance. This is what ensued:
Reinhard Bonke: As it is written in the bible,
Akpomiemie: As dem yarn for bible side,
Reinhard Bonke: Jesus entered the boat with his disciples.
Akpomiemie: Na im Jesus fall inside canoe with him pallys
Reinhard Bonke: As the boat was sailing, there was a great storm.
Akpomiemie: As the canoe dey remove, na im yawa come gas.
Reinhard Bonke: The storm was so great that it was like a whirlwind.
Akpomiemie: The yawa na die so tay kasala burst enter.
Reinhard Bonke: The disciples became so afraid and they shouted “Master master.”
Akpomiemie: Na im liver drop him pallys, dem begin hala, “Bros eh, bros eh.”
Reinhard Bonke: Jesus got up and calmed down the wind.
Akpomiemie: Na im Jesus rise up come arrange the yawa.
Reinhard Bonke: He turned to his disciples and said, “Oh ye men of little faith.”
Akpomiemie: “Na so Jesus look him pallys, shake him head say “UNA FALL MY HAND' "
Reinhard Bonke: The disciples replied and said, “What manner of man is this?”
Akpomiemie: Him pallys come hala say, “Shuo! Bros J, which levels na? YOU BE WINSH!!!”
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A tourist asked a boatman "do u know biology, psychology, sociology,geology and criminology?" The boatman said NO to all of the questions.Then the tourist said "what the hell do u know, mhh? You may eventually die an illiterate."
After a while the boat started sinking, so the tourist started panicking and the boatman asked the tourist : "Do u know swimology and escapology from crocodilogy?" The tourist said NO! The boatman then said:"Well, you will now get firsthand experience in drownology as crocodilogy will eat youology and you will dieology because of your bad mouthology. Bye-Byeology!!!
Here is another one!
3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine and turned it off again. He told them. 'We done reach there ooooo'. The 1st guy gave him money and 2nd guy said 'thank you'. The 3rd guy gave the driver a slap. The driver was shocked, thinking that the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But he asked "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?". The 3rd guy replied. "CONTROL YOUR SPEED NEXT TIME. YOU NEARLY KILLED US!"
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says,
"Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"
The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings."
The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns to the mother and says,
"Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Debbie is pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess."
The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Debbie?"
Debbie says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!"
The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says,
"Is there something wrong out there doctor?"
The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be darned if I'm going to miss it this time!"