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0 Replies Latest reply: Mar 12, 2012 10:50 AM by vera abraham

the very bright student.

vera abraham Newbie
I OBTAINED 0% IN MY EXAM,
  but i didn't answer any question
wrong!
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon
die?
A: his last battle.
Q2: Where was the declaration of
Independence signed?
A: at the bottom of the page.
Q3: River Kanji flows in which
state? A : liquid.
Q4: What is the main reason for
failure?
A: exams.
Q5: What is the main reason for
divorce?
A: Marriage.
Q6: What can you never eat for
breakfast?
A: Lunch & dinner.
Q7: What looks like half an apple?
A: the other half.
Q8: If you throw a red stone into
the blue sea, what will it
become?
A: it will simply become wet.
Q9: How can a man go eight days
without sleeping?
A: No problem, he sleeps only at
night.
Q10: How can you lift an elephant
with one hand?
A: you will never find an elephant
that has only one hand.
Q11: If you had 3 apples and 4
oranges in one hand and 4
apples and 3 oranges in other
hand, what would you have?
A: very large hands.
Q12: If it took eight men ten
hours to build a wall, how long
would it take four men to build it?
A: No time at all, the wall is already
built.
Q13: How can you drop a raw egg
onto a concrete floor
without cracking it?
A: Anyway you want, concrete
floors are very hard to crack.
.
So why teacher fail me nau?